Before
Excited to share that we just launched our new product! Would love your support and feedback. Link in bio.
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PostRoast
The last stop before you hit Post
Your tweet is fine.Fine does not get you followers.
Paste a draft. Get a roast, a score, and a version you would actually post. Three free roasts a day — sign in first.
After the roast
“This is a press release wearing a smile. No stake, no tension, no reason to stop scrolling.”
We launched. Nobody cared. Then we changed one sentence on the homepage and the same 400 visitors started converting. The product was never the problem. The first line was.
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Judge the draft you already have.
01
Paste the draft you almost posted
Pick a goal if you want. The roast works on the words, not your follower count.
02
Hear what is actually wrong
Engagement, warmth, virality — plus the one line that explains why it will die in the feed.
03
Leave with a version you would ship
Rewrite it, open it in Studio, or export a roast card. Three free roasts a day after you sign in.
The reading
Four scores. No fifth invented to look complete.
PostRoast scores an X draft on Engage, Warmth, Viral, and Payout. Payout is the post-shape for Original Content Rewards, not a cash forecast.
01
Engage
Will anyone stop.
The first line has to earn the rest. A polite opener dies in the first fold.
02
Warmth
Does it sound like a person.
Generic founder-speak reads as a template. Specific beats agreeable.
03
Viral
Will anyone pass it on.
People share a line they wish they had written. They do not share a status update.
04
Payout
Can this shape earn.
X Original Content Rewards pay original Home posts. Replies, bait, and recycled takes do not.
The method
The feed does not owe you a reply.
Most X drafts die because they are polite, general, and interchangeable. PostRoast names that, then hands you a line you would actually ship.
We do not schedule. We do not post as you. We do not invent a customer count so the landing page looks busy. The proof is the before and after on your own draft.
Built for the last five minutes.
For you
- You already write on X and still watch a post stall.
- You want the last five minutes to sting a little.
- You care whether the post can earn Original Content Rewards.
- You will sign in for three free roasts a day.
Not for you
- You want a calendar, a queue, and a posting robot.
- You want likes predicted from last month.
- You want an idea factory and a coach on retainer.
- You want us to take X posting permission.
Another pass
Proof is a before and after. Not a star rating.
The draft
Excited to share that we just launched our new product! Would love your support and feedback. Link in bio.
Ship this
“This is a press release wearing a smile. No stake, no tension, no reason to stop scrolling.”
We launched. Nobody cared. Then we changed one sentence on the homepage and the same 400 visitors started converting. The product was never the problem. The first line was.
Questions people actually ask
Short answers. If you need the legal version, read Terms and Privacy.
Do I need an account to roast a post?
- Yes. Sign in, then you get three free roasts a day. PostRoast stores the draft so it can score it and, if you want, keep history.
Does PostRoast post or schedule on X for me?
- No. Compose on X opens a draft with the first post. Remaining thread posts are copied for you to paste. We do not take posting permission.
What is the difference between Pro and Studio?
- Pro ($19/mo) removes the daily roast cap and keeps roast history. You still have one saved draft and three critiques a day. Studio ($32/mo) adds unlimited drafts and unlimited critique in the Studio workspace.
What do the four scores mean?
- Engage is whether anyone stops. Warmth is whether it sounds like a person. Viral is whether anyone passes it on. Payout is whether the post-shape can earn X Original Content Rewards, ignoring your follower count.
Is the roast a guarantee of reach or payout?
- No. The roast is an opinion about the draft. Scores are a reading of the words, not a forecast of likes, impressions, or Original Content Rewards cash.
What is Founder lifetime?
- Founder is a one-time $199 Studio license. It includes unlimited roasts, drafts, and critique. It caps at 100 seats, then it closes.
What happens to a draft I paste?
- We send it to the model that writes the roast, store it so we can show scores and history, and keep usage events for daily caps. A roast card goes public only when you click share. We do not sell drafts.
Can I use PostRoast without connecting my X account?
- Yes. Email sign-in is enough. If X sign-in is offered, it is for identity only. We do not read your timeline or post as you.
Free to roast. Paid to remember.
Three free roasts a day after you sign in. Pro is volume. Studio is the workspace. Founder lifetime is $199, 100 seats.
Account required
Roast
$0
- 3 roasts a day
- 1 saved draft
- 3 critiques a day
Monthly
Pro
$19
- Unlimited roasts
- Saved roast history
- 1 draft, 3 critiques a day
For daily writers
Studio
$32
- Everything in Pro
- Unlimited drafts
- Unlimited critique
- Studio workspace
Paste the draft. Take the hit. Post the better one.
If it survives the roast, it can survive the feed.
Roast a post free